My former partner-in-porn Nicole forwarded me this juicy lil’ tidbit of woody action…specifically potential legal action by the state of Pennsylvania against the construction of a beaver dam. After a little internet research (you would double-check everything too if your Floridian grandma constantly barraged you with biased, level 11 pro-Israel propaganda), I found that this story is actually the combination of some wiiild imaginations and a much more boring event that actually occured. So much for my next blog post.
The thing to note here is that what I originally thought was the story was not so hard to believe – maybe because trying to fine beavers for building a dam would be just the sort of thing some stuffed-shirt state bureaucrat would do. And maybe I had also hoped that someone actually had the nuts to write that response.
Beaver shot via the Illinois Department of Natural Resources